Home jokes
What is the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
Yo mama's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
I went home to my girlfriend with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"
Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.
I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tornado." "Tornado who?" "Tornado going to suck yo house up."
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
Little Sally comes home from school one day and says to her mom, "Mommy, mommy, you won’t believe it! Little Johnny just pulled out his PP in class." The mother responded, "Well, what did it look like?" Sally said, "It looks like a peanut." The mother said, "Oh, it was small." "No, it was salty," said Sally.
Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
Hi, I love you. You know I do. What a good night of a good time and time to go, oooo!
A team of cops and a news reporter are at a home where a violent crime has been committed. The head news reporter, in front of the camera, says, "A woman in this house has killed her husband because he stepped on the floor while she was mopping." He then turns around and asks a cop, "Has the woman been arrested yet?" The cop replies, "Not yet, we're waiting for the floor to dry."