Home jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tornado." "Tornado who?" "Tornado going to suck yo house up."
Hi, I love you. You know I do. What a good night of a good time and time to go, oooo!
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
If the moon landing was fake, so is your house.
Memes
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.
I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!
What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was 5.
Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
Little Sally comes home from school one day and says to her mom, "Mommy, mommy, you won’t believe it! Little Johnny just pulled out his PP in class." The mother responded, "Well, what did it look like?" Sally said, "It looks like a peanut." The mother said, "Oh, it was small." "No, it was salty," said Sally.
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
A team of cops and a news reporter are at a home where a violent crime has been committed. The head news reporter, in front of the camera, says, "A woman in this house has killed her husband because he stepped on the floor while she was mopping." He then turns around and asks a cop, "Has the woman been arrested yet?" The cop replies, "Not yet, we're waiting for the floor to dry."
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.