Home jokes

When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.

Me: You f&*k up.

The class: Oh sh!&

Yo mama's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

What is the thing that orphans miss the most?

Their parents.

What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.

Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.

I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was 5.

I went home to my girlfriend with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"

Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"

Hi, I love you. You know I do. What a good night of a good time and time to go, oooo!

I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they have no one to call "daddy."

What is an orphan's favorite naval film?

"Spider-Man: No Way Home."

What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?

"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.

If the moon landing was fake, so is your house.

There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.

Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.

So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home plate is.

I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!

Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.

I made Google Earth for orphan kids.

Sadly, it does not show where home is.