Home jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.
I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
If the moon landing was fake, so is your house.
Memes
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tornado." "Tornado who?" "Tornado going to suck yo house up."
Hi, I love you. You know I do. What a good night of a good time and time to go, oooo!
Little Sally comes home from school one day and says to her mom, "Mommy, mommy, you won’t believe it! Little Johnny just pulled out his PP in class." The mother responded, "Well, what did it look like?" Sally said, "It looks like a peanut." The mother said, "Oh, it was small." "No, it was salty," said Sally.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.
A team of cops and a news reporter are at a home where a violent crime has been committed. The head news reporter, in front of the camera, says, "A woman in this house has killed her husband because he stepped on the floor while she was mopping." He then turns around and asks a cop, "Has the woman been arrested yet?" The cop replies, "Not yet, we're waiting for the floor to dry."
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.