Home jokes

I went home to my girlfriend with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"

Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"

Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.

I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they have no one to call "daddy."

What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?

"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.

What is an orphan's favorite naval film?

"Spider-Man: No Way Home."

If the moon landing was fake, so is your house.

Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

They can't find home.

Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?

They kept yelling, "Go home!"

I made Google Earth for orphan kids.

Sadly, it does not show where home is.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

Hi, I love you. You know I do. What a good night of a good time and time to go, oooo!

Little Sally comes home from school one day and says to her mom, "Mommy, mommy, you won’t believe it! Little Johnny just pulled out his PP in class." The mother responded, "Well, what did it look like?" Sally said, "It looks like a peanut." The mother said, "Oh, it was small." "No, it was salty," said Sally.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they don’t know what a home looks like.

A team of cops and a news reporter are at a home where a violent crime has been committed. The head news reporter, in front of the camera, says, "A woman in this house has killed her husband because he stepped on the floor while she was mopping." He then turns around and asks a cop, "Has the woman been arrested yet?" The cop replies, "Not yet, we're waiting for the floor to dry."

Why do orphans play GTA?

To be wanted.

Why do orphanages give out free phones?

So you can press the home button.

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.

What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?

A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?

A parent.

Why can’t orphans win trophies?

Because they can’t take them home.