Home jokes

Yo mama's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.

Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.

There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.

Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t run home.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tornado." "Tornado who?" "Tornado going to suck yo house up."

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home plate is.

I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!

Little Sally comes home from school one day and says to her mom, "Mommy, mommy, you won’t believe it! Little Johnny just pulled out his PP in class." The mother responded, "Well, what did it look like?" Sally said, "It looks like a peanut." The mother said, "Oh, it was small." "No, it was salty," said Sally.

What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?

The home button.

Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.

Hi, I love you. You know I do. What a good night of a good time and time to go, oooo!

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they don’t know what a home looks like.

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.

Why do orphans play GTA?

To be wanted.

Why do orphanages give out free phones?

So you can press the home button.

What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?

A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?

A parent.

Why can’t orphans win trophies?

Because they can’t take them home.

A man marries a blonde chick, lives a happy life together, and the man asks his wife if she wants kids. She says "yes".

So, a couple of years go by, and they have one boy and one girl. They go to school, go home with their report cards, and the dad asks what their grades were. The son says he's not doing well, same with the daughter. They ask why they're doing so bad in school, and the dad replies with "ask your mother that question!"

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't find home.