Holiday Season jokes

What did the deaf, blind, mute, and paralyzed baby get for Christmas?

AIDS.

It's Christmas morning, and all the decorations are done, but the tree looks like it's missing something. *grabs the noose*

What do gay people get for Christmas?

Discrimination.

If an emo doesn't get better by Christmas, Santa's reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year.