Holiday Season jokes

What did the deaf, blind, mute, and paralyzed baby get for Christmas?

AIDS.

It's Christmas morning, and all the decorations are done, but the tree looks like it's missing something. *grabs the noose*

What do gay people get for Christmas?

Discrimination.

If an emo doesn't get better by Christmas, Santa's reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year.

It is September. What's the difference between a stage four colon cancer patient and Santa Claus? Santa is coming for Christmas!

I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging.

What's a depressed kid's favorite holiday?.... Christmas because everything is hanging.

Why do the Japanese hate Christmas?

Because the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population.

Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree.

The person: "Only the last thing left to hang!"

He grabs a noose.

Halloween! The day nobody questions the bodies dangling in your tree!