Holiday Season jokes

If an emo doesn't get better by Christmas, Santa's reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year.

It's Christmas morning, and all the decorations are done, but the tree looks like it's missing something. *grabs the noose*

What do gay people get for Christmas?

Discrimination.

What did the deaf, blind, mute, and paralyzed baby get for Christmas?

AIDS.