Holiday Season jokes

It is September. What's the difference between a stage four colon cancer patient and Santa Claus? Santa is coming for Christmas!

If an emo doesn't get better by Christmas, Santa's reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year.

It's Christmas morning, and all the decorations are done, but the tree looks like it's missing something. *grabs the noose*

What do gay people get for Christmas?

Discrimination.

What did the deaf, blind, mute, and paralyzed baby get for Christmas?

AIDS.