A hobo couple is making out under a bridge. The gf goes - Johnny, why your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!
Mom:its time for sleep.Baby:is that what you think huh.Mom:*gives baby pacifier*.Baby:nice try hobo.Mom:well ill come back later to see if hes gone asleep.*few hours later*Baby:*still awake* Mom:why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!.Baby:Lol i told you nice try haha
Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle
Single like a Pringle and he loves Pringle’s get it?
Zozo went to the store and walked out with nothing why?
Zozo the hobo is a hobo is a hobo remember he doesn’t have any money
kid just becomes an orphan, well i guess its better than being a hobo.
i heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your pringles
zozo laughed at his wife for her husband being a hobo
zozo the hobo has 2 frogs and a bnny cage from pet expo why because he wanted a pet you idoit
why did zozo the hobo cross the road
to et the pringles
why did the hobo go back to the future.
to stop himself from wasting all his money on a rigged casino macine.
why did the hobo cross the road.
to get the rotten donut on the other side.
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes.
The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
What do you call a homeless bounty hunter? Hobo Fett!
