Hiroshima

Hiroshima Jokes

Fatman

why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.

Bomb

What was so funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

The bomb.

Bomb

Are you Hiroshima? Because I want to drop my bomb inside you.

Boy

What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?

When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.

People

What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.

Bbq

When was the biggest BBQ in history? Hiroshima, August 6, 1945.

Asian

Why are all Asians so skinny?

Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.

City

Why did Joe Biden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world.

Japanese

Why are Japanese always so skinny?

Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.

Song

what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?

"Here Comes the Sun."

City

What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

Hero

What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?

They're not heroes.

Bomb

Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?

They didn't open their eyes.

Japan

Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"

Person 2: "In Japan."

Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."

Difference

What's the difference between an air blower and Little Boy?

When the air blower blew, it did not wipe out Hiroshima.