Hiroshima jokes
why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!
What was so funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
The bomb.
Are you Hiroshima? Because I want to drop my bomb inside you.
What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?
When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.
What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
When was the biggest BBQ in history? Hiroshima, August 6, 1945.
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
Why did Joe Biden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world.
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?
"Here Comes the Sun."
What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?
They're not heroes.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
Last words of the mayor of Hiroshima: “What the fuck was that noise?”
Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?
They didn't open their eyes.
Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"
Person 2: "In Japan."
Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
What's the difference between an air blower and Little Boy?
When the air blower blew, it did not wipe out Hiroshima.