Hiroshima jokes

What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?

They both drop.

What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?

When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.

What's the difference between an air blower and Little Boy?

When the air blower blew, it did not wipe out Hiroshima.

Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?

They didn't open their eyes.

"Why do people call Americans excessive?"

"It was probably because of WWII."

"Oh, you mean the war where America responded to the destruction of several ships and a harbor and the deaths of a little over a thousand by completely flattening two cities and killing hundreds of thousands of people?"