Hippity jokes
Hippity hoppity, Hiroshima, Nagasaki.
"Hippity hoppity, the school shooter spotted me."
Hippity hoppity, women are property!
I did a bungee jump for charity recently. It was called "spastics on elastics."
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? -- One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it.
If hay is for horses, what is for unicorns?
Haaaaaaay!
what makes emos jump?
a. bridges