Hippity jokes

Hippity hoppity, women are property!

Hippity hoppity, Hiroshima, Nagasaki.

"Hippity hoppity, the school shooter spotted me."

"Hipity hopity, get the f*ck off my property!"

"Hippoty hoppity, women are property."

What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo!

What is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?