Hippity jokes

Hippity hoppity, Hiroshima, Nagasaki.

"Hippity hoppity, the school shooter spotted me."

Hippity hoppity, women are property!

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack had a shock with a mouth full of cock cause Jill’s real name was Randy.

With a tight cheeked fanny and shlong expandy, Jack’s face turned uncanny. Off he ranny to tell granny his best friend was a tranny.

What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? -- One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it.

Jack and Jill Went up the hill to have some hanky panky.

Silly Jill forgot her pill. And now there's little Franky.