Hippity jokes

Hippity hoppity, Hiroshima, Nagasaki.

"Hippity hoppity, the school shooter spotted me."

Hippity hoppity, women are property!

What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? -- One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.

I did a bungee jump for charity recently. It was called "spastics on elastics."

Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it.

What is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?