Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES
What do you call a rapper who's also a firefighter?
BLAZE RHYMES
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a BEAT
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
How do rappers greet each other?
With a MIC CHECK, ONE-TWO
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some MONEY MOVES
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his BARK TRACKS
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To withdraw some FLOW
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the JOKERS
