Hip-hop jokes
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
What do you call a rapper who's also a firefighter?
BLAZE RHYMES.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some MONEY MOVES.
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE!
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS.
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To withdraw some flow.
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!