Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the BEATS
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to DRAW a crowd
How does a rapper clean his house?
With a LIL SCRUB
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the RAP
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
SOUND CHECKS
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the BEET
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got"
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH
How does a rapper apologize?
With a RAP-OLOGY
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table
Why did the rapper go to SCHOOL?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)
