Hip-hop jokes
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the beats.
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw a crowd.
How does a rapper clean his house?
With a LIL' SCRUB.
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got!"
What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo!"
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS.