I saw a emo orphan by a tree and I was going to give it a high-five but instead I just let it hang.➰
I wad gona stop for the cos but I ran because I was high (the song don't coywrite me plz)
This boy in my high school choir class had a decently big forehead so I leaned in and said "You know, if you painted an H on your forehead, maybe Kobe would've landed"
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
baked potato
Why can't you ever see an emo?
their to high to see
Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly I took one shot puffed through my pipe and jumped in the air on a trampoline I woke up in heaven. I asked an angel how did I die you? "Well little monkey you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head your mom called the doctor and doctor said you were dead.
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a hot wheels car
As a fellow emo i find these very rude and disrespectful plz take off or i tell mom.
Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby please tell me (I'm asking for a friend)
P.S. I have no friends
like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q. but still had to learn how to be disabled.
roses are red, violets are blue, the stonks are high and so are you.
As a son I like sports and I watch sports with my mom. So one day we were looking at football. My mom ask me who makes the most money I said the quarter back. My mom told me I going to get a quarter back has my new boyfriend and it be your new step father. a week lady my mom went out I came home I see my mom making out with a high school kid. I said whats going on my mom said look my new boyfriend and new step father is the high school quarter back. My mom said see mission accomplish. I said yeah job well done.
the emo kid went for a high five people say he's still hanging
Where you born on the high way that's where most accidents happen
wanna hear a joke... idk im too high
When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen. And I could just have his motorcycle.
A boy tried to give a tree a high-five but instead, he ended up hanging
what do you call the sky. UP HIGH HIGH AHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA
yo mama so fat that when went out in high heels she came back in flip flops
High school crush: why do you always look so sad? Me: my mom is dead and my favorite grandma and my uncle killed both of them and now he's in jail. High school crush: shit. Sorry about that. Me: and my crush hasent asked me out. High school crush: who is it Me: you Him: goodbye (as he runs away and never comes back) Me: fuck that
