HI jokes

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

"Where is my tractor?"

Okay, okay, so one day I was on the way home, and this kid said, "Man, I could kick your butt." Five seconds later, I kicked his butt.

A bee said to his naughty son, "Honey, stop bee-ing abnormal and bee positive!"

A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."

He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."

Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."

Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?

How do you make an orphan shut up?

You tell his mom.

Qwen, I have to tell you something, so say "hi" and I will tell you.

So there was this guy who went swimming one day and got his left side bitten off by a shark.

But don't worry, he is all right now.

Hi, I'm a girl gamer looking for a hot bf.

Oh hi guys. Oh, whoops, I didn't planet this way.

I did a walk today, but I did have a good day. Tomorrow night, I...

Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted me and my dad and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home.

Hi, how are you? I was busy doing something right. I just texted because me and my dad were going to.

What did the mincrater do when his Xbox turns off?

He raged! 😱

What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?

"Two wongs don’t make a white."

I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.

The fool says in his brain, "There is a god."

Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?

Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.

How did the hamburger know he needed new pants?

His buns were too tight.

I asked my friend what happened to him?

His balance shifted.