So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.
That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.
HI Jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
There was an enemy with a machine gun.
My commander said, "Un-arm the enemy."
So I ran over to the enemy and chopped his arms off.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost his WiFi connection.
Child: I am hungry.
Dad: Hi hungry, I am dad!!!
Child: *groans* *walks away*
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
Hi boo!
Hey dad, I'm hungry!
Hi hungry, I'm dad. Why did you name me this way, why why why?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To try to get away from the man.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.
A man takes his dog out and steps in shit. He exclaims "WHAT THE DEUCE!"
A man lost his left arm.
He's all right now.
Hi 👋, was the day you?
An apple walked into the clinic.
The doctor asked what his favorite color was.
The apple said "red." :)
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To find his way to the top of the CHARTS.
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.
Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.
