HI jokes

Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.

"Knuckle babies" don't eat.

What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?

He forgot to adenine!

Hi, I hope you’re

Why did the rapper go to the gym?

To work on his flex rhymes!

Yo mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers, she was still there.

My science teacher was talking about natural selection.

At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.

If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."

Ferb is older than Phineas because his last line.

Ferb: "I’m boutta blow this sh*t!"

Must be heartwrenching for a loyal husband to watch his wife dry shagging me on the living room carpet.

I mean, once she started, she couldn't get enough.

My ex broke up with me the day before his birthday. Yeah, he never got to see anything on his birthday. Next thing you know, I'm now in prison.

How did the person feel when his partner wouldn't perform a golden shower on him? Pissed off.

Why was the rapper so good at math?

Because he could always count his bars.

Why was the rapper always late?

Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.

Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?

To jot down his RAP-SODIES.

What did the rapper say to his shoes?

"You better lace up!"

Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?

To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD.

Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?

To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!

How does a rapper stay cool?

He drops some ICE in his rhymes.

Why did the rapper go to school?

To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks.

Why did the rapper become a weatherman?

To predict the HEAT of his next single.

Why did the rapper always carry a map?

So he could navigate his way through the rap game.