HI jokes
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair?
At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.
What do you call Scooby Doo with a blunt in his mouth? Scooby Dooby.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His left shoulder.
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.
The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
Memes
Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.
"Knuckle babies" don't eat.
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.
Do you know how to make a plumber cry?
Kill his family.
Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!
Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!
Why couldn't the cowboy go to the rodeo?
He forgot his calves!
Why did Ama cross the road?
To find his dad.
Where would Batman get his freak on at? The Batcave or the bat strip club?
A man said his bars are lit. I said no, because mine are fire.
Kid: I want to be like Batman.
Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.
Genie: I told you.
Kid: .............................................
What did the horse say when his throat was sore?
I have a hoarse throat!
One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"
The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."
The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"
The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."
The DNA told the tailor that he couldn't find his genes.
The DNA told the tailor he couldn't find his genes.
Connor: Hi Mom.
Mom:
Connor: I forgot I'm adopted to 2 dads!