HI jokes
A cartoonist was found dead in his home.
The details are SKETCHY! :)
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
Guy: Are you tired?
His “Crush”: No.
Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?
His “Crush”: That’s sweet.
Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles.
WTF did you think he’d tile it with?
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
Memes
Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Time to make his life hell.😈
Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.
A kid decided to burn his house down.
His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
Why is he called Stephen Hawking?
Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.
How do you stop a terrorist from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
A guy went back to his apartment. Five minutes later, he said to the receptionist, "It doesn't fit!" So she gave him a new key.
Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.
He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.
Most of his Taliban friends have more wives than teeth.
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair?
At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.
What do you call Scooby Doo with a blunt in his mouth? Scooby Dooby.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His left shoulder.