Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!
HI Jokes
What does a bad friend give a blind kid for his birthday?
Give him a gun and tell him it's a hairdryer.
Why did the orphan dig six feet under?
To find his parents.
Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.
Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark that, instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed?
His name is Vladimir Pootin.
A father came to his daughter's 18th birthday. He finally came.
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" "At the butcher shop!"
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
How do you make an orphan's hand bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
Why did the author go to the emergency room?
His editor told him he needed an appendix removed.
Why did the Drill Sergeant get in trouble?
He got caught playing with his Privates!
Why did the orphan start crying?
Because his apple found a home in his stomach.
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.
I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.
And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.
