Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.
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What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
I saw a little kid crying. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. I got fired from the orphanage.
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
I gave my friend some paper. It cut his wrists.
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
Q: Why did the student eat his homework?
A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home.
So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
My dad went for the milk, but he left his wheelchair.
Why did the doctor get mad?
Because he was losing his patients.
Why did the ocean wave?
It wanted to say "Hi Tide."
I told my husband he should embrace his mistakes.
He hugged me!
Went swimming today and peed in the deep end. The lifeguard saw me and blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in.
People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
