Hermione jokes

What did Hermione say when she pantsed someone?

"Wow, Harry!"

What did Ron put in his diary?

I "Her-mio-ne" after I banged her last night.

I got a horse and I named it Hermio-nae.

After the holidays, Ron asks Hermione: "How was the weather in Spain?"

Hermione: "No idea, it was so foggy I couldn't see a thing!"