What does Michael Joseph Jackson say when little boys walk away?
"Give in to me-hee-he!"
Hee Jokes
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite place to visit?
"Hee-Heegypt!"
I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.
Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times!
Me: hee hee egypt.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
I can't imagine him moaning with the kids, "Hi, uh, ya daddy, uh HEE!"
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
"Hee hee touch my pp."
What touches kids and is made out of plastic?
Michael Jackson, hee hee!
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
What's the best thing about fucking twenty-one year olds?
That there's twenty of them hoo hoo hee hooo harr haar dee harr harr
Hi, I am Michael Jackson, pronouns are HEE/HEE!
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
"Hee hee touched me."
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?
Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!
What does Matthew McConaughey say at the Republican convention...
We're gonna take back what is ours, alt right, alt right, alt right, hee heeeee...