Hee jokes
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say to adults when he sees them?
Keep away from me-hee-hee.
Michael Jackson, who's terrified of adult women, once had a girlfriend, but broke it off with her. When she asked him why, he said, "It's not you, it's me-hee-hee."
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
What pronouns does Michael Jackson use? Hee/hee.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite place to visit?
"Hee-Heegypt!"
I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.
Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times!
Me: hee hee egypt.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
I can't imagine him moaning with the kids, "Hi, uh, ya daddy, uh HEE!"
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
"Hee hee touch my pp."
What touches kids and is made out of plastic?
Michael Jackson, hee hee!
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
What's the best thing about fucking twenty-one year olds?
That there's twenty of them hoo hoo hee hooo harr haar dee harr harr
Hi, I am Michael Jackson, pronouns are HEE/HEE!
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
"Hee hee touched me."
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?
Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!