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What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?

Harry made it out of the chamber.

What do you call a teen wizard who just went puberty? Harry Potter.

When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving it.

your hairline sucks even harry potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.

Hey girl do you like Harry Potter?

Because I want to wingardium leviosa up that skirt, alohamora those legs open and aqua erupto inside of your leaky cauldron.

dam didnt know this site was about harry pot-

Meme:

My grandparents watching
me change the TV source
from HDMI 1 to HDMI 2
You're a wizard Harry
Jebartinez@ur mom

Harry Kane and hitler are similar they both did nazi them losing

So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class, we had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix. We both raised our hands and she called on both of us. Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff. Leah: and also are you from Harry Potter?

pepole go to placs to see harry potter live but you an just go to the aborshin place an see sumthin bisaper

What is a dirty minded harry potter fans favorite spell before the deed? dickus embigus!

Yes the Queen has died today, can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross dressing as her.

Vernon's Japanese golfer joke in Harry Potter*check reddit*

Watersharky Music Productions Presents As It Was by Harry Styles Holdin' me back Gravity's holdin' me back I want you to hold out the palm of your hand Why don't we leave it at that? Nothin' to say When everything gets in the way Seems you cannot be replaced And I'm the one who will stay, oh-oh-oh In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same Answer the phone "Harry, you're no good alone Why are you sitting at home on the floor? What kind of pills are you on?" Ringin' the bell And nobody's coming to help Your daddy lives by himself He just wants to know that you're well, oh-oh-oh In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same Go home, get ahead, light-speed internet I don't wanna talk about the way that it was Leave America, two kids follow her I don't wanna talk about who's doin' it first