how many times do you nut? it depends how hard you do it.
I'm hard right now
Cause your a DICKstraction
;) - SEO-YUN
Someone kills a emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying. No one will suspect the killer was, anyone who took part.
I PUNCHED YOU SO HARD THAT I CALL YOU DROPPY PUSSY
what is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut? they are always so distant:-]
Life is a or like a penis. Long, free, flowimg, and soft, until a woman comes and makes it hard.😉
It's hard to predict the future, especially before it happens.
Remember kids, when you're angry, burn down an orphanage. Then they'll really be living the hard knock life.
What did the egg say to the boiling water? It might take a while for me to get hard because I just got laid last night.
Linda and Peter are having sex. Peter goes in and out hard then fast and the begins to taste her tits. Finally, he moves down the the vagina and eats her hard. His rouge is inside her body, loling around. He fucks her hard again and his dick slicks up her vagina. The entire time she is moaning and begging for more. When Linda cums on his penis she begins to lick his balls hard. Peter begins moaning too saying,” Linda your just as amazing at fucking at your sister.”
Most people say I'm a clown. Yet they don't laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me, because I'm a "clown". Yet I'm not the center of the circus. But I know I'm gonna be a clown forever. Because I can't take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.
Weeks later: Finally I found out why I'm being called a clown...because my smiling face is fake...
Here are some skeleton jokes You know the average person tries to hard and works himself to the bone If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone i can give you a real humerous joke I used to play the trumpet now i play the xylo-bone im always happy nothing gets under my skin I made you some turkey for lunch Bone appetit Im glad i had you im no longer bonely Ive got a skele-ton of more jokes but i'm just giving you one more Did you hear about the skeleton ninja he was very skullful (skillful)
What can a rock possibly say?
Answer: I'll fuck ya mum rock hard
What's thick, long, hard and has cum in it?
Cucumber. Lol. I love the way you think.
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if you i taking a cap if you if if you take a cap off a bottle is it decaptai decapit j decapti decapitation soryr guys sorry guys its g h its a aha h h a ah ah a hard word to spell
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard A. Cause they want the BONEus
A child has diarrhea and asked his mom for a viagra. "Why in the world do you want that?" She asked him. He looks at her and says, "Well that's what you gift dad when his shit won't get hard."
I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her 5$ to go play a game but she tugged my joy stick to hard
What's black and white and hard as nails? A nun on speed!
I think if the center of the earth froze, it'd be pretty hard core.
