You can tune a guitar but you can’t tuna fish 🐠 🐟
I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.
What's the difference between a fish and a guitar? You can tuna guitar, but you can't tuna fish!
I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a fret.
Q. Why is Stephen Hawking so good at air guitar?
A. Because he has excellent string theory.
Why did the guitarist go to prison?
'Cause he fingered A minor.
Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.
