Guitar jokes

What is the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can't tuna fish.

What's a fish's least favorite instrument?

A ClariNET!

You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.

I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.

What's the difference between a fish and a guitar?

You can tuna guitar, but you can't tuna fish!

I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a fret.

Q. Why is Stephen Hawking so good at air guitar?

A. Because he has excellent string theory.

Why did the guitarist go to prison?

'Cause he fingered A minor.

Why was the guitar teacher arrested?

For fingering a minor.