Guitar jokes
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
What is the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can't tuna fish.
What's a fish's least favorite instrument?
A ClariNET!
You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.
I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.
What's the difference between a fish and a guitar?
You can tuna guitar, but you can't tuna fish!
I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a fret.
Q. Why is Stephen Hawking so good at air guitar?
A. Because he has excellent string theory.
Why did the guitarist go to prison?
'Cause he fingered A minor.
Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.