GUI jokes
Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! πππππππππ
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. ππππππππ€¨ππ¦πΆπ»πππππππππππππ³π³π³πππππππ€¨
Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing! Tomorrow I am going to Six Flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR. day! Woohooo!
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
Memes
Can a guy in a wheelchair be a stand-up comedian?
Jeffrey Dahmer was craving Five Guys before it became a restaurant!
Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy.
You wouldnβt believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.
How it be when the new guy takes too long...
Hay Danny, it's me Johnny.
Johnny: Boss says to kill the guy in red. Point the gun at his head.
Danny: Ok, target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang.
Johnny: Danny, hope you did not get the man in red.
Danny: OH MY BRO FOR REALL.
To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
Join my beta communication community committee commission Cumbria, please guys and girls and gurls. It's all inclusive b&b.
Guys, we need to stop telling orphan jokes, they're gonna tell their parents. Oh wait, never mind, continue.
Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.
I met a gay guy last night.
Man, was he a pain in the ass.
My sister told me she liked Medusa.
I said, "Huh?"
My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy's facial expression, and when they look down, they do nothing but stay still.
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I canβt ask her out cause sheβs pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, Iβm not pregnant.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
You're the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you.
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms and no legs?
Matt!