GUI jokes
Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D
If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!
Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.
Memes
Need an arch? I Noah guy.
A guy walks up to me and says, "I wonder if the hookman is real?"
I reply saying, "Yeah, it's Asa Hutchinson, lol."
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
The two biggest dyslexic guy lies: "My check is in your mouth," and "I won't come in your mailbox."
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model...
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."
Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?
Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!
What show can’t orphans watch?
Family Guy.
Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?
Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.
I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy!
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"
Kid named Teacher: *