Growing old jokes

Kid

What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?

Neither do ever grow old.

Peter Pan

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands! (I love this joke because it never grows old.)

Age

I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.

Baby

What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?

They never grow old.

Community

@MATT IN HONOR OF KAYLAS HAMSTER.... we request explain bear to be explain nibbles he’s a very cute hamster and is growing old so it would be super cool and awesome add #explainnibbles to show ur support (btw this is me and kayla’s idea lmfao)

Truth: I am the user @Friendly. I was missing your friendliness and all, so I became a Friend myself. It is true that I enjoy photography, and that is a hobby that will never grow old.

-Apple