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Rose

2 years ago

Roses are red, I am Groot, Honey, where's my super suit?

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    Teacher

    2 years ago

    Me in class everyday

    The image shows a two-part meme. The upper part shows text: "Teacher: what are you laughing at? Me: nothing. My brain:". The lower part shows a picture of Groot with an edited bottle of root beer with a label that reads "GROOT BEER".
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    • Dog

    2 years ago

    My mom when we got my dog

    The image shows a meme with text at the top and a picture at the bottom. The text reads, "Dad: doesn't want dog. Family: gets dog anyway. Dad and dog:". The picture shows Rocket Raccoon standing on Groot's shoulders. Both are characters from Guardians of the Galaxy. Rocket is holding a weapon and Groot has his mouth open in a shout.
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    • Life

    2 years ago

    Me and my life all of the time. Like if you can relate

    A cartoon-style image of a small, tree-like creature with a smiling face standing against a background of fire and destruction. The text above the image reads "Me ignoring all my problems while my life crashes and burns". Below the image it states "@studentlifeofficial has been Crowned 'The Best Student Memes Page'" with fire and laughing emoji.
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    • Brother

    2 years ago

    My brother when he's mad

    The image shows two pictures side by side. The first picture shows an angry Groot with a serious face. The second picture shows a smaller version of Groot running and yelling. Above both images, there is text stating: "how you think you look like when you are angry vs. how you really look cause you're 5'1"
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    • Woman

    1 year ago

    “I am groot”

    The image is split in two parts. The upper part shows a woman hanging onto a tree branch and looking up, seemingly in distress. The lower part shows Groot, a character from Guardians of the Galaxy, who appears to be observing the woman. The text "I am groot" overlays the image.
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