New Grief Jokes - Page 3 - Worst Jokes Ever

I cried when my dad cut up onions. Onions was a good dog.

What do you call an orphan family? None existent.

How are baseball and an orphan different?

A baseball game you can do a home run.

What do you say to the orphan?

"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"

What is an orphan's favorite toy?

Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.

What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?

"Panera, my parents are dead."

What's an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.

Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.

A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.

Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Make them clap until their parents come back.

When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.

Me: You f&*k up.

The class: Oh sh!&

Why did the orphan cross the road? (Not to see his mom or dad.)

Why do orphans cry alone?

They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.

Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?

'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.

I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.

By the way, he was an orphan.

Your mom.

Your dad!

You were sad because your grandmother died.

The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.

One day Billy, Bob, and Doo Da went fishing in a small boat. None of them could swim, and they had no life jackets.

Doo Da suddenly started yelling, "I got one boys!" as he started trying to reel the fish in. It was way too large for him to get onto the boat, and he fell into the water. The fish had a nice meal that night. Billy and Bob were in shock but knew they had to tell Mrs. Doo Da.

Upon arriving at her house, they did rock, paper, scissors on who had to tell her the news. Bob lost. He slowly rang the doorbell, and Mrs. Doo Da answered. "U-uhm.. we...Doo D-Da..f-fish..." Bob stuttered, then he screamed and ran off. Billy went to go retrieve his friend. Billy had a nice little talk with him and slapped him across the face to get him to just say what happened. Soon, the two men returned to Mrs. Doo Da's house and rang the doorbell again. She opened the door and looked at the two men and asked, "I've been trying to call Doo Da, and he hasn't answered, is he ok?" Bob took a deep breath and took a step forward with a smile on his face. He sang, "We went fishing, guess who died, Doo Da, Doo Da. He smiled and he said good bye, we mourn Doo Da today."