My grandma used to beat the hell out of me for coming home late.. Guess who's late now..
My grandma walked up on my doorstep and I grabbed my bible......I thought she was a smurf.....
my grandmas got 99 problems but a fat butt aint one of em
If I wanted to hear beeping I wouldn’t have pulled my grandmas cord to live
Mom where are we going To your grandma's funeral Yeah cus i 360 no scoped that bit** in the face.
You look too old to be living with your grandma
Guy: Hey siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up? Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed
(This is a cruel joke, do not say this to anyone it just popped up in my mind)
Roses are Red Violet's are blue yo grandma died, yo dad left you too, now you living with yo old grandma coot. 'oh' let's not forget yo mom left you to, you gon live alone, die alone, with no roses on yo casket too.
I farted in my grandma ́s breathing machine
my grandma unplugged the internet cable so i unplugged her life support
my grandma told me i was next at my brothers wedding so i told her she was next at her husband's funeral
I have the heart of my mom, the face of my dad, the eyes of my grandpa, the ears of my grandma, and the hair of my uncle. We don't look anything alike I just collect body parts
When you push your grandma out of her wheelchair and steal it. “They see me rollin’, they hating”
gramma:when we go to a wedding whispers ur next
at a funeral iwhisper ur next
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQ1txLdu6qg
damn that beat droped harder than my gramma falling down the stairs
