My dad told me "No electronics at the table", so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
My grandma asked me if I could visit her
I told her no I don’t like graveyards
What do sex and food have in common? Grandma makes both better.
my grandma always said, slow and steady wins the race. she died in a fire.
What is the difference between onions and my dead grandma? I cried when I cut up the onions
Why didn’t the emo attend her grandma’s funeral? She thought her grandma was trying to flex.
Grandma: most people your age, have a family and are married. Why aren’t you?
Grandchild: most your age are dead. Why aren’t you?
What's it like to have the best daughter in the world? You'll have to ask grandma!
My grandma has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma.
My grandma used to beat the hell out of me for coming home late.. Guess who's late now..
My grandma walked up on my doorstep and I grabbed my bible......I thought she was a smurf.....
