Doorstep jokes

A seal walks into a club.

My grandma walked up on my doorstep and I grabbed my bible... I thought she was a smurf...

What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.

I think someone left trash at the doorstep. Oh, wait, it's your parents dropping you off at the kid's store.

-->[] go through the door if you can.

----> [] get in the door.

My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.

Hi 👋 I love 💗 you walk in and out the door 🚪 night. I did not have time today. I was just a little bit and I had to walk home from home after dinner. I

What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms and no legs?

Matt!

How do you know Johnny Depp finished his meal?

When you see fifty empty bottles of wine on his front doorstep.