Doorstep jokes

My grandma walked up on my doorstep and I grabbed my bible... I thought she was a smurf...

I think someone left trash at the doorstep. Oh, wait, it's your parents dropping you off at the kid's store.

How do you know Johnny Depp finished his meal?

When you see fifty empty bottles of wine on his front doorstep.

What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms and no legs?

Matt!

-->[] go through the door if you can.

----> [] get in the door.

My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.

Hi 👋 I love 💗 you walk in and out the door 🚪 night. I did not have time today. I was just a little bit and I had to walk home from home after dinner. I