When I was in 4th grade, we wrote letters to kids in the hospital. I wrote: "It is a bumpy road but soon it will be a straight path." Not many people know I was talking about their heart monitor.
Grades Jokes
Me: Hi Jaiden.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: Leave me alone, weirdo.
Me: Wow, says the one who didn't pass 3rd grade.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: *hits*
Me: *calls FBI and puts on gloves and stabs random person then gives knife to Jaiden and takes off gloves* Bye bye.
FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!
Sean's hairline recedes faster than my grades.
Me: I bombed the 2 tests yesterday.
Friend: What were the tests about?
Me: Japan.
All school meeting introductions:
Grade School: “Welcome Girls and Boys!”
Middle School: “Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome!”
High School: “Fingerers and fingerees.”
What did the downs kid get on his math test??
Drool.
My grades.
I was excited my teacher asked me for sex in exchange for a good grade, but then I realized I was homeschooled.
So I made a simple cancer joke on Roblox with my friend, and then both her dumb-ass friends were like, "OMG WHY WOULD U SAY DAT? YOUR HORRIBLE!!" That pissed me off. Like damn woman, it's not like I said, "IF PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY DIED FROM CANCER THAT MEANS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ARE ALL DUMB-ASSES." If anything they are actually dumb asses but hey. Also they can't talk. They don't know that I'm abused everyday at home and pressured to get good grades or else I'd get my head bashed against a wall till there is blood. So if they are reading this, SUCK MY ASS BITCH.
A student got a bad letter grade, so the next day he came back with his own letter grade in his backpack: an A-K47.
Why did Sally fail her final exam?
Because she had nothing written down.
What grade does Sherlock hit on girls from?
Elementary, my dear Watson!
Why did Vladimir Putin get bad grades? -- Because he was Russian.
Yo mama so old, she was in third grade with Moses.
Teacher: Where's your homework?
Student: At home...
Teacher: What's it doing there?
Student: Having a better time than me.
