Goofy jokes
Mickey Mouse is speaking with a divorce attorney...
...and the attorney says, "I'm sorry Mickey, I've gone over all of Minnie's medical history and I find no evidence of mental illness."
To which Mickey replies, "I didn't say she's crazy! I said she's fucking Goofy!"
His name is Donald, but he looks like Goofy.
Goofy ahh grandpa fell down the stairs, and he said, "Damn!"
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
Shut your goofy ahh mouth!
Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!
Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.
Goofy ahh jokes below.
Mickey Mouse went to a psychologist and told him, “I’m having problems with my girlfriend.”
The psychologist said, “You mentioned that you think she is crazy.”
He said, “I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she’s fucking Goofy!”
Why was Goofy in the bathroom?
He was goofing off!
Why is Goofy named Goofy? Because he is goofy!
Mickey and Minnie are getting a divorce. The divorce lawyer says to Mickey: "Mickey, you can't divorce Minnie because she is crazy," to which Mickey responds: "I'm not divorcing her because she's crazy, I'm divorcing her because she's f**king Goofy."