Goofy

Goofy jokes

Mickey Mouse

  • Mickey Mouse is speaking with a divorce attorney...

    ...and the attorney says, "I'm sorry Mickey, I've gone over all of Minnie's medical history and I find no evidence of mental illness."

    To which Mickey replies, "I didn't say she's crazy! I said she's fucking Goofy!"

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  • Mickey Mouse

  • Mickey Mouse went to a psychologist and told him, “I’m having problems with my girlfriend.”

    The psychologist said, “You mentioned that you think she is crazy.”

    He said, “I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she’s fucking Goofy!”

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  • Divorce

  • Mickey and Minnie are getting a divorce. The divorce lawyer says to Mickey: "Mickey, you can't divorce Minnie because she is crazy," to which Mickey responds: "I'm not divorcing her because she's crazy, I'm divorcing her because she's f**king Goofy."

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