Player in baldis basics says why are you bald? Well I have cancer. Oh good for you
So I made a simple cancer joke on roblox with my friend an then both hers dumb ass friends we're like, OMG WHY WOULD U SAY DAT? YOUR HORRIBLE!! THAT PISSED ME OFF like damn woman it's not like I said, IF PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY DIED FROM CANCER THAT MEANS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ARE ALL DUMB ASSES. If anything they are actually dumb asses but hey. Also they can't talk. They don't know that I'm abused everyday at home and pressured to get good grades or else I'd get my head bashed against a wall till there is blood. So if they are reading this, SUCK MY ASS BITCH
Some moving men had just begun their days work. The first thing they brought into the house was a huge couch. The owner came in and asked how everything was going. They replied, "Sofa so good."
roses are red, i like weed, if you say yes then i'll do a "good deed"
What's the one good thing about pedophiles? They slow down near schoolzones.
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married 10 times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative. He kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services. He was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services. He said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing. Even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer. He understood the basic process, but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration. He thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing. Although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist. All he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist. All he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector. All he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm going to get screwed!"
I would say a good joke but all the good ones Argon
I got some new jeans yesterday, until I realised they didn't fit me around the waist so I went looking for a belt. I couldn't find one. Then I had a really good idea. I could attach a ton of watches together to make a belt! But then I just thought it was a waist of time.
You know the sport that Mexicans are good at? Cross-country
My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a small dick to bad for her because I give good sex
I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather. Good thing is, since he hit his head he can't remember either.
The good thing about dead baby jokes is that they never get old.
Good said let there be light and it was lit !
Girlfriend after sex: how did you get so good at eating pussy? Boyfriend: my mom taught me
I’m working on a good pun but it makes no one laugh.
Why?
I don’t have a clou.
omg I had a really good hand joke but i just couldn't put my finger on it.
I went trick or treating this year with friends. Good thing I dressed as a zombie ....... no one could tell that it was their blood
What would good be if it was a place?It would be a desert because it had to many droughts!
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)
What's the good thing about fucking 21 year olds?
There's twenty of them
