Good Year jokes

Tire

What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?

One's a good year, and one's a great year.

Year

What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?

One’s a Good Year, the other’s a great year.

Condom

What’s the difference between a tire and three-hundred-sixty-five used condoms?

One’s a good year; the other’s a great year!

Masturbation

I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.

Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.

Difference

What’s the difference between 1000 used tires and 1000 used condoms?

One's a good year and one's a great year.

Condom

Q: What is the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?

A: One is a good year, one is a great year.

Condom

What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?

One's a good year and one's a great year.

Community

This year has been a short but horrible year. Maybe not for all. If it was, im sorry. If it was a good year, good im glad. Some found happiness, while some only found hurt. Some found both. It seems like last year was only yesterday when next year is tomorrow. With all saying, I'm proud of every single one of you, people who aren't here, and people who are. Im proud youve made it this far. If you're going through a r… Read more

GENESIS 41 Joseph Interprets Pharaoh’s Dreams 1After two whole years, Pharaoh dreamed that he was standing by the Nile, 2and behold, there came up out of the Nile seven cows, attractive and plump, and they fed in the reed grass. 3And behold, seven other cows, ugly and thin, came up out of the Nile after them, and stood by the other cows on the bank of the Nile. 4And the ugly, thin cows ate up the seven attractive, pl… Read more