Good Year jokes

What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?

One’s a Good Year, the other’s a great year.

I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.

Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.

What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?

One's a good year, and one's a great year.

Q: What is the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?

A: One is a good year, one is a great year.

What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?

One's a good year and one's a great year.

What’s the difference between 1000 used tires and 1000 used condoms?

One's a good year and one's a great year.

What’s the difference between a tire and three-hundred-sixty-five used condoms?

One’s a good year; the other’s a great year!