Go jokes
Yo hairline goes so back it touches Jupiter.
Why did the penis go fly?
Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.
I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
Parent signature: _________
Why don’t emo girls go to self checkout?
Because every time they scan, it scans twice.
I smacked an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
How do you get to the Hogwarts gym?
Go through the dumbbell door.
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.
I keep going back and forth on them.
Person: "Sorry to bother you, but what's the quickest way to get to the hospital?"
Stranger: "Oh, just go stand in the middle of the road!"
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
I was going to tell an Asian joke, but it's too Wong.
I've Benin there.
I'm Ghana go.
I've got to Togo.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski
Like if you hate going to school.
There were people having sex when it started sinking. Legend tells when you go near the ship you can see semen, and if you listen close enough you'll hear them moaning.
Now that's a hell of a ghost story!