Me: *reading a sign* "Children are a gift from god" Me: "No, they are a gift from the underworld"
Mother: "Yeah I picked you up at the giftshop on my way out" Mother: "You are a spawn of Satan"
Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday, he gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it. I asked him what was the bullseye for he said target practice
What did the kid without hands get for Christmas? - I don't know, he still didn't open his present...
My lesbian friends bought me a nice watch for my birthday. I think they got confused when I said "I wanna watch"
In the realm of pixels and screens, Josh pursues videos, a world unseen. Six dollars exchange, a transaction made, A story told, emotions cascade.
The power of film, a gift divine, Stirring souls, weaving through time. Six dollars spent, a connection formed, A simple act, a heart transformed.
In every frame, a universe unfolds, Captivating minds, stories untold. Josh buys videos for six, a token small, Yet within them lies magic, captivating all
Oh, the monkeys in the trees, they dance and they play, Their fur so soft, their eyes so bright, they chatter all day. Their tails so long, their hands so fine, they swing and they sway, In the trees, they're the kings of the fray.
Their antics bring joy, their laughter so free, They're a delight to watch, as they jump and they spree. Their mischief is contagious, their fun so true, They're a treasure, a gift to me and you.
Their little hands so deft, their feet so light, They swing through the trees, with grace and might. They're a wonder, a marvel to see, A precious gift, a treasure to me.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? GLOVES! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
Q. What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
A. Cancer.
"What do you give a man that has everything? Penicillin."
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are you a biographer cause i picture us toghether can i take a picture of you for i can show santa what i want for christmas No pen No paper you still draw my attention you know what i hate about math they always talk about x and y but not about u and i
i saw a depressed kid and i gave him a lamp to lighten up his day
Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.
Why do orphan so happy on Christmas because they might get a family
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me? He didn't give me any. I was made by the devil.
I gave helen keller an oculus and airpods for her 12th birthday and she hated them and me.
What’s it called when you give emo some rope as a present? Murder.
