What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.
Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.
Me: Me.
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
Nah Bruh my hairline straighter than a gay persons
What's the difference between Jesus and A Gay Person.
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
(Yes I know God created the rainbow not jesus)
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
what do you call a gay person on fire?
LGBBQ
Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.
I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
I threw a gay person into a fire, now we call him LGBBQ
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow road
- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.
- How did the gay person die? Homicide.
- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.
- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.
- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
What is a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
