Gay person jokes
Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.
Me: Me.
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.
I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"
What’s one thing that a gay person is scared of?
A gay guy that’s straight!
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
What's a gay person's favorite meal?
Meat with white sticky stuff.
What is a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
What does an apple and a gay person have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
What is a gay person's favorite fast food place?
Jack(off) in the Box.
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
What’s the difference from me and a gay person? You.
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
What do you call a gay person who is gay but just can't admit it? A Filipino.