Gay person jokes
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
(Yes, I know God created the rainbow, not Jesus.)
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.
Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.
What is a gay person's favorite fast food place?
Jack(off) in the Box.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Did you know, the average gay person likes men?
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay person's house!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What do you call a gay person who is gay but just can't admit it? A Filipino.
Nah, bruh, my hairline straighter than a gay person's.
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
What’s the difference from me and a gay person? You.
What's a gay person's favorite meal?
Meat with white sticky stuff.