Gay person jokes
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
(Yes, I know God created the rainbow, not Jesus.)
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.
I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.
Did you know, the average gay person likes men?
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay person's house!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What do you call a gay person who is gay but just can't admit it? A Filipino.
Nah, bruh, my hairline straighter than a gay person's.
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
What’s the difference from me and a gay person? You.
What's a gay person's favorite meal?
Meat with white sticky stuff.