Gay person jokes

Sex

If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.

Fruit

Why can't there be a gay disabled person?

Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.

Wheelchair

Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?

Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay person's house!

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The chicken.

Planet

Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?

Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?

Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅

Meal

What's a gay person's favorite meal?

Meat with white sticky stuff.