Gaming jokes
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why do orphans miss half the basketball season?
They don't have home games.
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us.
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!
Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.
Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me.
I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.
I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.
What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?
Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!
Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!
Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.
I was given an invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue, I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney.
That's why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY!
Kobe couldn’t clutch up with the rift to go.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)