Gaming jokes
Why is Ollie so boring? He plays board games.
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.
Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
Q. Which game does necro like the most?
Into the dead part 1.
Jesus was the one who created the T pose, not Fortnite.
Memes
I was rolling dice online and this is the first two I get
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.
"Fortnite battlepass, I just shit out my ass."
Fortnite, Fortnite, did I mention Fortnite, Fortnite, Fortnite?
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us.
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me.
I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.
What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!
Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?
Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!
Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!
Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
What was the winning play at the leper football game?
A hand off up the middle.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.