Gaming jokes
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can’t defeat cancer!
I would try to make a Fortnite joke, but I can't seem to build on it.
Fortnite is good.
(Awesome joke, right?)
What does a bullied kid say during a game of Kahoot?
"I'd like to Kahoot up this school."
Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much?
Me: Because I love miners!
Memes
It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
Why is America bad at Clash Royale?
Because they can't defend their towers.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.
What’s Helen Keller’s favorite game as a kid?
I spy.
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
Do you know what the equivalent to hell is these days?
1. Listening to your teacher.
2. Not having your phone/game/TV.
3. Not having nicotine.
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
When I was very young...
My classmates played a game called kiss chase. Some were really good at catching the girls and then kissing them.
They are rapists now.
Me: I used to laugh at Skyrim jokes like you, then I took an...
Everyone Else: DON'T...FUCKING...SAY IT.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you play Fortnite, then R.I.P. you.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.