Gaming jokes
Fortnite is good.
(Awesome joke, right?)
What does a bullied kid say during a game of Kahoot?
"I'd like to Kahoot up this school."
When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.
What’s Helen Keller’s favorite game as a kid?
I spy.
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
Do you know what the equivalent to hell is these days?
1. Listening to your teacher.
2. Not having your phone/game/TV.
3. Not having nicotine.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why is America bad at Clash Royale?
Because they can't defend their towers.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much?
Me: Because I love miners!
When I was very young...
My classmates played a game called kiss chase. Some were really good at catching the girls and then kissing them.
They are rapists now.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
What is an orphan’s favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
If you play games, go play on your sister.
I got kicked outta the poker game.
They said I was a little cheetah.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you play Fortnite, then R.I.P. you.