Gaming jokes
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!
Why do orphans play GTA? They finally wanted a family.
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
What's the one game emos hate?
Cut the rope.
Sike, I lied, your Minecraft account is mine!
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow.
Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick.
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
Why can’t an orphan play games with a full house in them? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
What's an orphan's favorite football game?? The homecoming.
Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!
What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat.
What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?
ShrOWd.
Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
(DOORS)
What door is the first door that opens for you?
The elevator to go to the game.