Gaming jokes

Why do orphans play GTA? They finally wanted a family.

I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."

Lick my balls.

Sike, I lied, your Minecraft account is mine!

What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?

Cut the rope.

Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?

Because they're not wanted.

What is an orphan's least favorite game?

44 Homes.

Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!

What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?

They're not heroes.

What's the one game emos hate?

Cut the rope.

What is an emo's favorite game?

Hangman.

What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?

"An RC-XD!"

What game do Emos play?

Fruit Ninja.

(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)

Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?

See if these nuts fit in your mouth.

I wanted to hire a butler for my new mansion in downtown LA. As he arrived, he introduced himself and I discovered it was Ghostionel Pessi.

I asked him why is he working as a butler? He told me that “a big game is coming up so he needs to refine his bottleling skills.” DAMN PESSI!

What is a fun game for an emo kid?

Tug-o-war with a tree.

What's an emo's favorite game? Hangman.

Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?

They can't find home plate.

Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow.

Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick.

What's an orphan's favorite football game?? The homecoming.

What's orphans favorite game to play?

GTA5 because they want to be wanted!