Gaming jokes

The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.

Me: I used to laugh at Skyrim jokes like you, then I took an...

Everyone Else: DON'T...FUCKING...SAY IT.

Anyone up for some Fortnite?

Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.

What’s a depressed kid’s favorite game? Hangman.

I was riding ya mom... LIKE SHE’S MARIO KART!

I play Fortnite, but also I play Minecraft for 14 nights.

I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.

And then it hit me.

My friend was annoying me with bird puns. I realized toucan play at this game.

There's a new game in the arcade where kids can hit raging paedophiles with a mallet: Whack-A-Jack, oh!

Hi guys, the prankster is back!

I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...

When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!

Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!

I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something. I don’t remember.

Then I replied, “TOUCAN play that game.” He went silent, and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you think he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “Yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one, and I ended it by saying, “Ok, let’s MOOOOOve on cow.”

Welp, that’s it.

What is an orphan's favorite game?

Solitaire.

What's an Emo's favorite game? Hangman.

Mom, where are we going?

To your grandma's funeral.

Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.

What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!

What’s a Mexican's favorite video game?

Borderlands 2

Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?

Because they can't reach home.

What is a photographer's favorite card game?

SNAP!

What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?

Hang 'em high.