Gaming jokes
What is an orphan’s favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
I got kicked outta the poker game.
They said I was a little cheetah.
If you play games, go play on your sister.
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
Memes
Anyone up for some Fortnite?
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
What’s a depressed kid’s favorite game? Hangman.
I was riding ya mom... LIKE SHE’S MARIO KART!
I play Fortnite, but also I play Minecraft for 14 nights.
My friend was annoying me with bird puns. I realized toucan play at this game.
There's a new game in the arcade where kids can hit raging paedophiles with a mallet: Whack-A-Jack, oh!
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.
And then it hit me.
Hi guys, the prankster is back!
I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...
When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!
Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!
I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something. I don’t remember.
Then I replied, “TOUCAN play that game.” He went silent, and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you think he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “Yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one, and I ended it by saying, “Ok, let’s MOOOOOve on cow.”
Welp, that’s it.
Girls: Boys are like games, they're meant to get played.
Boys: Girls are like stones, the flat ones get skipped.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
What is a Mexican's favorite move in a video game?
Wall jumping.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me!
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
