Gaming jokes

Game

The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.

Memes

Friend

My friend was annoying me with bird puns. I realized toucan play at this game.

Game

There's a new game in the arcade where kids can hit raging paedophiles with a mallet: Whack-A-Jack, oh!

Ball

I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.

And then it hit me.

Prank

Hi guys, the prankster is back!

I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...

When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!

Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!

Animal

I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something. I don’t remember.

Then I replied, “TOUCAN play that game.” He went silent, and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you think he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “Yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one, and I ended it by saying, “Ok, let’s MOOOOOve on cow.”

Welp, that’s it.

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  • Stone

    Girls: Boys are like games, they're meant to get played.

    Boys: Girls are like stones, the flat ones get skipped.

    Move

    What is a Mexican's favorite move in a video game?

    Wall jumping.

    Mama

    Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.