Gaming jokes
There's a kid named Little Johnny who would always cuss. Well, one day, he was sitting in class and the teacher said, "Let's play a game." So the game was she calls out a letter and someone raises her hand and tells her a word that begins with that letter. The teacher says "A". Little Johnny raises his hand and the teacher thinks to herself, "Well, he might say something like a**." So the teacher calls on Sally. Sally says "apple". The teacher says "B". Little Johnny raises his hand. The teacher thought, "No, he might say something like b!tch." So the teacher goes all the way to R. The teacher says "R". Little Johnny raises his hand and says, "Me, me, please, I really know one." Then the teacher thinks to herself, "Well, there's no cuss word that starts with R," so she said, "Okay, Johnny, give me a word that starts with R." Little Johnny says, "A rat!" and the teacher, very pleased, says, "Very good, Johnny. What type of rat?" Little Johnny says, "A big gosh damn mother freaker."
Sorry, I had to edit some word, but y'all know what I meant.
What happened after Technoblade died?
Everyone got raw pork chop.
ssundee: "If this video gets to 100k likes, I'll post part 2."
SSUNDEE WIFE: "SHUT THE #### UP!"
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
What's the most played game in Africa? The Hunger Games.
Memes
I asked a French man if he played videogames, and he said, "Wii!"
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
Mom said dad had the best pullout game... now I'm an uncle.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Why are cats good at video games?
Because they have nine lives!
What kind of games do they play in Africa? The hunger games.
What is Africa's most famous sport?
The Hunger Games.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?
Arrrrrr-ceus!
I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.