NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots
what do you call expired milk
the milky way
Bob: Hey bud remember we're going to space! Carol: really? I forgot to planet.
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the milky way!
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
- SpaceX
Why is a moon rock tastier than an earth rock?
Because it’s a little meteor.
Why Couldn't The Astronaut Put The Helmet On His Head?
Because He Didn't Have Enough Space
Question: What did the sun say to the little star? Answer: Are you my SUN
What do you call a passport for Mandalorians? A Pre Visa!
What is an astronauts farfit colour? Zoo
What music do Astronauts Listen to?
Nep-Tunes
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy : )
Where do alien Cows come from?
-the Milky Way
Why can't you tell anyone about space? Because its too out of this world!
Rey: Join me Ben you don't have to be alone anymore, join me. Ben: But Rey, Ive always been solo.
Are You a Samsung Galaxy Note 7? Because, I want to explode in You!
Stormtrooper: What should we do with this coffee? Palpatine: Brew it!
Stormtrooper: What should we do with about the failed plan?
Palpatine: Screw it
Stromtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son. Palpatine: Knew it.
At first I was skeptical, but the universe has really grown on me.
