Furry jokes
Roses are red, I like burgers on a bun.
This news: family neuters furry son.
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Doc: Can I help you?
Girl: Doctor, I have pain in my heart.
Doc: When did it begin?
Girl: Right now (seeing him like a doll).
Doc: Hh...do you like me? I know I am handsome...
Girl: No, don’t get me wrong. You just look like someone I know.
Doc: Who is that? Is your boyfriend?
Girl: No, it’s my pet (rabbit), his name is Rokie.
What's a furry's favorite news network?
Fox!
Q: What type of mother gives their daughter sperm? A: A furry mother.
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he isn't coming to you.
What's green and furry?
Fiona from Shrek.
What do you call a priest that is a furry?
A Catholic.
Muslim furries like goats.