Furry Jokes

Doc: Can I help you?

Girl: Doctor, I have pain in my heart.

Doc: When did it begin?

Girl: Right now (seeing him like a doll).

Doc: Hh...do you like me? I know I am handsome...

Girl: No, don’t get me wrong. You just look like someone I know.

Doc: Who is that? Is your boyfriend?

Girl: No, it’s my pet (rabbit), his name is Rokie.

What's a furry's favorite news network?

Fox!

Q: What type of mother gives their daughter sperm? A: A furry mother.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter, he isn't coming to you.

What's green and furry?

Fiona from Shrek.

What do you call a priest that is a furry?

A Catholic.

Muslim furries like goats.