Engineer: I know engineering and my gut instinct tells me to fix it!
Biologist: I know biology and your gut instinct is full of shit.
What is big, annoying, and full of blubber?
90% of America's population
whats black white and read all over?
a zebra after a lion is full
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of children
I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather. Good thing is, since he hit his head he can't remember either.
my gun is like my house used to be full now its empty
What do you call a pool full of retards? Vegetable soup
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he's not a full essay.
What’s the difference between a dumpster full of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, "If you're happy and you know it..."
The room was full of arm amputees.
Wat do u call a pool full of white people??.....kix
What's the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can only unload one of them with a pitch fork.
yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people she thinks its a twinkie lmao xd
I walked into a room full of men masturbating. -- They all looked shocked when I didn't stop.
