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Baby

  • There is only one thing I have to give my enemies.

    A bucket full of dead baby heads and semen so they can replenish their spawn.

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  • Surprise ending

  • Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack had a shock and a mouth full of cock, and Jill's real name was Randy.

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  • Instinct

  • Engineer: I know engineering, and my gut instinct tells me to fix it!

    Biologist: I know biology, and your gut instinct is full of shit.

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  • Grandfather

  • I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather.

    Good thing is, since he hit his head, he can't remember either.

    Baby

  • What’s the difference between a dumpster full of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

    I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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  • Comedian

  • A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, "If you're happy and you know it..." The room was full of arm amputees.

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  • Baby

  • What's the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls?

    You can only unload one of them with a pitch fork.

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  • Mama

  • Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.

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