Have ya heard about the awesome fruit race? the lettuce was ahead but the tomato was able to ketchup!
What is the healthiest fruit?
An orange 🍊- It takes Vitamin See!
What do lemons 🍋 wear in the rain?
Yellow jackets.
Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
Why did the orange go blind? Cause he was low on vitamin c
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
Easy! Peesy! Lemon Squeezy! 🍋😂
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!🍷👊💥😂
Why were the cherries 🍒 crying?
Because their parents were in a jam.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because he wasn't peeling very well!
I thought fruit tasted good. I guess i was wrong
Why did the strawberry 🍓 go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date
What's a priests fav fruit?
Cantaloupe
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
Why is Mrs Grapes 🍇 a good mother?
Because she loves raisin kids.
Why did the cantaloupe 🍈 jump into the pool?
It wanted to become a watermelon 🍉.
What is purple and wines when it’s squished?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇😂
What is purple, small , and rinsed off in a drainer?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One screems when you out it in a blender and the other one is a cooperative little fruit.
Are you a banana...
because I find you a-peeling
