Why did a girl like bananas?Because one day she might need to be ready.
is google male or female female bausecuase it doenst let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a Suicide bomber in a wheel chair? A RC-XD.
What is the difference between a Apple and a Orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
If an orange is called an orange why isn’t a lemon called a yellow
what came first, The apple or the girl? The apple, because the tree left her hanging :)
what is the diffrence of a apple and orphan at least one of them gets picked
i like mangoes
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana
If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’
what is the difference between a apple and a orpahan
apple's are actualy picked
If an apple and an emo kid fell out of a tree which would hit the ground first?
the apple, because the rope caught the emo kid
A boy walks in to class with shirt, pants, underwear, and socks teacher says “where have you been” the boy says on a peach hill.
Another boy walks in with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks teacher says “Where have you been” boy says on a peach hill.
Then a girl walk in a the teacher says “ And where on earth have you been” the girl says “ well you see...” then teacher stops her and says “ let me guess on a peach hill” girl says “ no on 2 big cucumbers.
What do dead babies amd fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
knock knock whs,s there banana banana who.knock knock who,s there banana banana who.knock knock who,s there orange you glad a didn,t say banana.
I saw a tree I looked up and there was an apple hanging And then I said wow that guy is lucky
What call a shoe made out of a banana
A slipper
What did the Banana say to the vibrator? What are you shaking for, she’s going to eat me!
Q: What can turn a fruit into a vegetable
A: AIDS
what does an orphan and a bananna have in common? They both get split up.
(Tripple Pun)
What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?
Raisin are kids is usually pretty fun, but some times they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin.
