What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"
What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What's between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.
Dude, if there is a watermelon, shouldn't there be an earthmelon, airmelon, and a firemelon? The elemelons.
Where does the banana learn to split? At Sunday school.
If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.
People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."
Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."
Underground Fruit Association of N&C (UGFA)?
We’re bananas!
"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
What's the difference between an orphan and a bowl of apples?
The apples got picked!
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
How is the world's fattest avocado called?
Niko
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple's actually get picked.
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.