Fruit

Fruit Jokes

Coconut

What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?

Orphan

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

Apple

What's the difference between an apple and an apple?

An apple gets picked.

Watermelon

Dude, if there is a watermelon, shouldn't there be an earthmelon, airmelon, and a firemelon? The elemelons.

Lemon

If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.

Self Harm

People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."

Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."

Log

"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and a bowl of apples?

The apples got picked!

Orphan

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple's actually get picked.

Apple

What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?

An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.

Orphan

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.