Fruit Roll Up jokes
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.
when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
Three Europeans come to America. They all get captured by Native Americans, who want to kill them. However, the Europeans beg to have their lives spared. The Native Americans agree not to kill them on one condition: the Europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit, and they will be informed what to do with it.
The first guy comes back with a peach. The Native American says, "Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you." So, he shoves the peach up his ass, laughs, and the Native Americans kill him. The second guy comes back with a grape. The Native American tells him the same thing. He laughs, and the Native American kills him.
They both see each other in heaven, and the first guy says to the second guy, "I had a peach and peaches are fuzzy, so that's why I laughed. But you had a grape, what happened?" The second guy says, "Oh yeah, I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a pineapple!"