Fruit Roll Up jokes

What do you call a gay drive by?

A fruit roll up.

What do you call a gay drive-by?

A fruit roll up.

Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.

Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.

Why did the strawberry cry? -- Because his mother was in a jam.

What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits?

A blender.

Daughter: Mommy?

Mom: Hey.

Daughter: What kind of kids do they use to make Sour Patch Kids?

Mom: They don’t use kids to make Sour Patch Kids.

Daughter: Oh, that’s why the ones I made taste kind of funny...