Fruit Roll jokes
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
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What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.
when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.
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Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits?
A blender.
If tomatoes are a fruit, does that mean ketchup is a smoothie?