Fruit Roll jokes
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
Why did the strawberry cry? -- Because his mother was in a jam.
What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits?
A blender.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away...
Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.... 🥵🤣