Floyd jokes
What is George Floyd's pickup line?
You are breathtaking.
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?
It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
Anyone got any good Floyd jokes? I really need them to take my breath away.
Memes
Finding common ground
what is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?
Kobe got air
Not a joke: one of George Floyd's criminal friends shot his grand-niece as they wanted a piece of the 27 million dollars
I was wearing a George Floyd t-shirt
And a person said to me:
"That must be a bit tight round the neck".
George Floyd is the fresh prince of no air
What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:
The best thing they did was a wall.
the george floyd situation was breath taking
Why can't George Floyd breathe? He had a knee on his neck, stupid.
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
What did the Los Angels Police do when George Floyd said that he could not breath? they gave George Floyd two squirts of zicam cold remedy inside his nose
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
The difference between gorge floyd and kobe is kobe got air
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
If George Floyd was in the new little mermaid: Under da knee Under da knee Counterfeit 20 Drugs i took plenty Now i can’t breathe
What’s the last balloon George Floyd blew up - his heroin ballon