Floyd jokes
How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?
It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.
What is George Floyd’s best pick up line?
"You're breathtaking."
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
What's the difference between Jordan and George Floyd? Jordan had air.
what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?
Flat neck road.
George Floyd in a nutshell.
What is George Floyd's pickup line?
You are breathtaking.
What happens if you look in the mirror and say fentanyl 3 times? You'll see Derek Chauvin kneeling on George Floyd's neck.
What do George Floyd and an astronaut have in common?
They both have very little air to breathe.
George Floyd was in a TV show, Fresh Prince, with no air.
The George Floyd situation was breathtaking.
George Floyd was in a TV show, "Fresh Prince of no hair."
The difference between George Floyd and Kobe Bryant is Kobe got air.
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
Why can't George Floyd breathe? He had a knee on his neck, stupid.
Anyone got any good Floyd jokes? I really need them to take my breath away.
They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?
The Final Cut.
A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."
I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
What happened after George Floyd went to the drugstore to buy Zicam Extreme Congestion Relief?
George Floyd was able to breathe again.