Floyd jokes
What is George Floyd's pickup line?
You are breathtaking.
Anyone got any good Floyd jokes? I really need them to take my breath away.
What is George Floyd’s best pick up line?
"You're breathtaking."
What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd?
When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it's because all their fans are smoking pot.
Not a joke: one of George Floyd's criminal friends shot his grand-niece as they wanted a piece of the 27 million dollars
Memes
Finding common ground
I was wearing a George Floyd t-shirt
And a person said to me:
"That must be a bit tight round the neck".
George Floyd is the fresh prince of no air
what is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?
Kobe got air
What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:
The best thing they did was a wall.
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
the george floyd situation was breath taking
Why can't George Floyd breathe? He had a knee on his neck, stupid.
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
What did the Los Angels Police do when George Floyd said that he could not breath? they gave George Floyd two squirts of zicam cold remedy inside his nose
What’s the last balloon George Floyd blew up - his heroin ballon
Whats the difference between Jordan and George Floyd? Jordan had air. 😅🤣😂
If George Floyd was in the new little mermaid: Under da knee Under da knee Counterfeit 20 Drugs i took plenty Now i can’t breathe
George Floyd was in a TV show fresh Prince of no hair