Floyd jokes
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
What is George Floyd's pickup line?
You are breathtaking.
How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?
It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
Anyone got any good Floyd jokes? I really need them to take my breath away.
Memes
Finding common ground
Not a joke: one of George Floyd's criminal friends shot his grand-niece as they wanted a piece of the 27 million dollars.
George Floyd is the fresh prince of no air.
I was wearing a George Floyd t-shirt, and a person said to me: "That must be a bit tight round the neck."
What is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?
Kobe got air.
Say Fentanyl 3 times in the mirror and you'll see Derek Chauvin kneeling on George Floyd's neck.
What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:
The best thing they did was a wall.
The George Floyd situation was breathtaking.
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
Why can't George Floyd breathe? He had a knee on his neck, stupid.
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
The difference between George Floyd and Kobe Bryant is Kobe got air.
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
What did the Los Angeles Police do when George Floyd said that he could not breathe? They gave George Floyd two squirts of Zicam cold remedy inside his nose.
What’s the last balloon George Floyd blew up? His heroin balloon.